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Posted: **02 Jan 2013, 03:24**

I promise you that all of these have happened to me in my career as a DJ. I'm certain that there's many of you that have experienced the same!

There's 19 BIG NO situations, and to be fair to the public, there's a little YES at the end!

If you've got similar experiences, please share them - I'd love to see the questions you've been asked! :mrgreen:

Would you play track 2 on this compilation cd I've made? - NO!

I'm nervous and I'm not sure I know the song too well, would you sing it with me? - NO!

I want to be a DJ, can I play the next song? - NO!

If I buy you a drink, will you put me at the front of the list - NO!

I love this song! Would you put it on a cd for me/email it to me? - NO!

You're a great DJ, would you do a few disks for my party? - NO!

Can you play my request now, as we're leaving in 5 minutes? - NO!

I missed that last song, can you play it again? - NO!

Can you video me singing this song and send it to me? - NO!

I'm having a house party next week, if I invite you, will you bring your gear? - NO!

Nice setup, wanna sell it? - NO!

Can I bring my guitar/keyboard etc next week and play? - NO!

Would you ask [name] if they will marry [name]? - NO!

I like this song, but have you got the version by... - NO!

Can I have a look on your laptop to see what song's you've got? - NO!

One more song, please, just one more song! - NO!

Can me and my friends dance on the stage? - NO!

My friend fancies you, are you single? - NO!

I want to be a DJ, will you teach me? - NO!

You've done a great job tonight, can I buy you a drink? - OH YES!

Posted: **02 Jan 2013, 04:13**

Actually...

I'm having a house party next week, if I invite you, will you bring your gear? - Sure!!! Give me the details and I'll give you a quote!

Nice setup, wanna sell it? - Sure!!! For twice what it will cost me to replace it!!! Drop off the cash and I'll put it all together and have it drop shipped to you.

Posted: **02 Jan 2013, 04:17**

I love the public - they try - they sure do try! :lol:

ps. MusicMeister - what you got to sell! I don't want your Cliff Richard albums! HaHaHa! :lol:

Posted: **02 Jan 2013, 09:26**

Do you have this song called....? - NO! Do you have Wifi, can you download it and play? - NOOOO

Posted: **02 Jan 2013, 13:33**

DzsoniB wrote:Do you have this song called....? - NO! Do you have Wifi, can you download it and play? - NOOOO

I forgot that one - been asked that a few times!

Posted: **09 Jan 2013, 20:34**

Last weekend someone caught me:

"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"

Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...

Posted: **09 Jan 2013, 20:45**

Marxon wrote:Last weekend someone caught me:

"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"

Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...

Ha Ha! I know the answer - but I'm not telling!

Posted: **09 Jan 2013, 20:46**

I have one "No!" too:

"Do you f**k as good as you mix?"
"No! I mix even better"

Posted: **09 Jan 2013, 21:02**

Ha Ha Ha!

Posted: **09 Jan 2013, 21:44**

Marxon wrote:Last weekend someone caught me:

"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"

Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...

Really?

You're going with this? In all honesty, it has the same number of grooves as 7", 10", 12" 16" and most every other size.

FYI: Nearly all of them have 2.

and before you start arguing it's only 1 - it's actually 1 per side.

Although I have some 10" acetates with only 1, just like the Edison cylinders.

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