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 by KevMaverick on 02 Jan 2013, 03:24
I promise you that all of these have happened to me in my career as a DJ. I'm certain that there's many of you that have experienced the same! There's 19 BIG NO situations, and to be fair to the public, there's a little YES at the end! If you've got similar experiences, please share them - I'd love to see the questions you've been asked!  Would you play track 2 on this compilation cd I've made? - NO!
I'm nervous and I'm not sure I know the song too well, would you sing it with me? - NO!
I want to be a DJ, can I play the next song? - NO!
If I buy you a drink, will you put me at the front of the list - NO!
I love this song! Would you put it on a cd for me/email it to me? - NO!
You're a great DJ, would you do a few disks for my party? - NO!
Can you play my request now, as we're leaving in 5 minutes? - NO!
I missed that last song, can you play it again? - NO!
Can you video me singing this song and send it to me? - NO!
I'm having a house party next week, if I invite you, will you bring your gear? - NO!
Nice setup, wanna sell it? - NO!
Can I bring my guitar/keyboard etc next week and play? - NO!
Would you ask [name] if they will marry [name]? - NO!
I like this song, but have you got the version by... - NO!
Can I have a look on your laptop to see what song's you've got? - NO!
One more song, please, just one more song! - NO!
Can me and my friends dance on the stage? - NO!
My friend fancies you, are you single? - NO!
I want to be a DJ, will you teach me? - NO!
You've done a great job tonight, can I buy you a drink? - OH YES!
Summer is here! Only 4 things we need - cold beer, hot ladies, loud music, and more cold beer!  March 2012 Mixvibes DJ of the month HP Pavilion dv6 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5-2450M 6 GB DDR3 ram 750Gb sata hd Dual graphics Intel & Radeon Beats Audio sound system Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit MEMBER OF:  c00l People MV Society
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by KevMaverick on 02 Jan 2013, 04:17
I love the public - they try - they sure do try!  ps. MusicMeister - what you got to sell! I don't want your Cliff Richard albums! HaHaHa! Summer is here! Only 4 things we need - cold beer, hot ladies, loud music, and more cold beer! March 2012 Mixvibes DJ of the month HP Pavilion dv6 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5-2450M 6 GB DDR3 ram 750Gb sata hd Dual graphics Intel & Radeon Beats Audio sound system Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit MEMBER OF: c00l People MV Society
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by BennyB on 02 Jan 2013, 09:26
Do you have this song called....? - NO! Do you have Wifi, can you download it and play? - NOOOO
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by KevMaverick on 02 Jan 2013, 13:33
DzsoniB wrote:Do you have this song called....? - NO! Do you have Wifi, can you download it and play? - NOOOO
I forgot that one - been asked that a few times!  Summer is here! Only 4 things we need - cold beer, hot ladies, loud music, and more cold beer! March 2012 Mixvibes DJ of the month HP Pavilion dv6 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5-2450M 6 GB DDR3 ram 750Gb sata hd Dual graphics Intel & Radeon Beats Audio sound system Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit MEMBER OF: c00l People MV Society
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by Marxon on 09 Jan 2013, 20:34
Last weekend someone caught me:
"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"
Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...
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by KevMaverick on 09 Jan 2013, 20:45
Marxon wrote:Last weekend someone caught me:
"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"
Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...
Ha Ha! I know the answer - but I'm not telling! Summer is here! Only 4 things we need - cold beer, hot ladies, loud music, and more cold beer! March 2012 Mixvibes DJ of the month HP Pavilion dv6 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5-2450M 6 GB DDR3 ram 750Gb sata hd Dual graphics Intel & Radeon Beats Audio sound system Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit MEMBER OF: c00l People MV Society
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by Marxon on 09 Jan 2013, 20:46
I have one "No!" too:
"Do you f**k as good as you mix?"
"No! I mix even better"
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by KevMaverick on 09 Jan 2013, 21:02
Ha Ha Ha! Summer is here! Only 4 things we need - cold beer, hot ladies, loud music, and more cold beer! March 2012 Mixvibes DJ of the month HP Pavilion dv6 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5-2450M 6 GB DDR3 ram 750Gb sata hd Dual graphics Intel & Radeon Beats Audio sound system Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit MEMBER OF: c00l People MV Society
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by MusicMeister on 09 Jan 2013, 21:44
Marxon wrote:Last weekend someone caught me:
"How many grooves has a 12 inch vinyl?"
Any suggestions?
I will tell you the answer tomorrow...
Really? You're going with this? In all honesty, it has the same number of grooves as 7", 10", 12" 16" and most every other size. FYI: Nearly all of them have 2.  and before you start arguing it's only 1 - it's actually 1 per side. Although I have some 10" acetates with only 1, just like the Edison cylinders.
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